eavesdropping on the bus

"I didnt start sweating until the day I started using antiperspirant"

"We had been out sweating for 4 days straight in the military, and this rednecks armpits didnt smell nothing but flowers!"

Skater guy: "My girlfriend doesnt want me wearing my new headphones, she thinks they make me look gay"
Math genious: "Why dont you just pop out the diamonds then?"